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"It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do.  To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts."

— Henry David Thoreau

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Opinion: Pedestrian vs. Motor Vehicle: And the Winner Is... - By January 11, 2012, there had been six pedestrians killed in Las Vegas. One needless death every two days. All six could have been prevented if the pedestrians, the public, and our legislators reversed their thinking. Most people believe the pedes... (Jan 19, 2012) Women in the Military (Antelope at the Waterhole) Opinion: Women in the Military (Antelope at the Waterhole) - U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta has introduced a tough new program to reduce sexual assault in the military, according to a U.S. Department of Defense press release today. 'The defense secretary said last year, nearly 3,200 cases of sexual assual... (Jan 18, 2012) Boycott of Girl Scout Cookies Opinion: Boycott of Girl Scout Cookies - In 2011, a Girl Scout organization in Colorado decided it would be okay for boys to join the Girl Scouts instead of the Boy Scouts. Many people oppose that decision. Today, this video of a veteran Girl Scout - Taylor, as some have identified her - p... (Jan 15, 2012)

Go with the Flow Animals: Go with the Flow - Did you ever wonder how all the fish swimming in a school are able to turn in the same direction at the same time? There have been countless theories, but the answer is laughably simple. So how do all the fish manage to turn in the same direction sim... (Jan 11, 2012) Agenda  - Not Just Another Conspiracy Theory Politics: Agenda - Not Just Another Conspiracy Theory - Agenda is the award winning documentary that reveals the true direction our society is moving... be informed about the intentional changes that are happening and discover what you can do to stand up against these forces. It's not just another conspir... (Jan 11, 2012) Politics: Senator John McCain's Endorsement of 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney - Senator John McCain's endorsement of 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney reminds me this quote: 'If intelligence combats you, it is salutary; the disaster is when...... (Jan 10, 2012)

Simon's Cat - "Let Me In" Animals: Simon's Cat - "Let Me In" - Simon's Cat - 'Let Me In'... (Jan 7, 2012) Michael Bublé Music: Michael Bublé - The business where I work often plays music related to promotional events. For example, to promote the art of the late Steve Kaufman, we would play music by Frank Sinatra and The Beatles, common subjects in Kaufman's art. So recently, the staff decid... (Jan 6, 2012) Humor: Puns In-ten-ded - I'm blaming this page on my friend, Bob, who sent these to me. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you... (Dec 16, 2011)

Opinion: Laws We Need, and Laws We Don't Need - America is in its decline, and there is one simple, primary reason for this: we are over-legislated. We have more laws in America than any other country in history. We are the least free country in history. And yet, Americans continue to vote for the... (Dec 8, 2011) Opinion: Things That Bug Me - This page is dedicated to those with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). I'm not one of them. I was diagnosed with CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order the way they're supposed to be. (Okay, I stole that joke but, sorry, I d... (Dec 8, 2011) Religion: Where the Muslims Are Not Happy - Where the Muslims are not happy: They're not happy in Gaza. They're not happy in Egypt. They're not happy in Libya. They're not happy in Morocco. They're not happy in Iran. They're not happy in Iraq. They're not happy in Yemen. They're not happy in A... (Nov 24, 2011)

NEC: Web Designer or Web Developer - Las Vegas - Do you need a web designer or web developer in Las Vegas? I'm currently director of I.S. for Centaur Art Galleries where I've worked since 2000, but I'm exploring other opportunities - anything from moonlighting to a new full-time position (I love Ce... (Nov 22, 2011) Valentina Igoshina Performing Chopin's 'Fantasie Impromptu' Music: Valentina Igoshina Performing Chopin's 'Fantasie Impromptu' - What defines an accomplished musician goes well beyond just playing the right notes at the right time. The very best musicians play with feeling that cannot be duplicated. They possess an ability to release the emotions hidden inside the music, and... (Nov 7, 2011) Politics: Optimist/Pessimist - An optimist is someone who tries to find reasons to support a bad decision. A pessimist is someone who tries to find reasons to oppose a good decision. In politics, both are part of the problem.... (Oct 18, 2011)

Simple, Effective Solution to Government (Over-)Spending Politics: Simple, Effective Solution to Government (Over-)Spending - Here's a simple, effective solution to big government: Implement an 'asset allocation' option when we pay our taxes. Let the taxpayers decide where their tax dollars go each year. If we (Americans) want to spend more on one government department and... (Sep 27, 2011) If You Cross the Border Illegally... Humor: If You Cross the Border Illegally... - If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illeg... (Aug 18, 2011) Bold, New Economic Strategy Humor: Bold, New Economic Strategy - In a bold, new economic strategy, the government has decided to shift its focus from redistribution of wealth to the redistribution of... (Aug 5, 2011)

I Could Scream! Opinion: I Could Scream! - I try not to criticize others unless I'm confident I could do a significantly better job. But what idiot thinks it's a good idea to borrow money in order to pay debts?! Obama is one. Yes there are countless others, but I needn't try to name them all... (Aug 3, 2011) Humor: True Friends - A friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting beside you. A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body. A true friend will stab you in the front.... (Jul 29, 2011) Politics: Socialism is a Philosophy of Failure - 'Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery...' - Winston Churchill... (Jul 27, 2011)

Politics: Letter from the CEO - Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our president and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to inc... (Jul 27, 2011) Politics: Americans Deserve Better - 'The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. government can not pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign c... (Jul 27, 2011) Privacy in the Restroom?  Not at the Showcase Mall Food Court! Opinion: Privacy in the Restroom? Not at the Showcase Mall Food Court! - Men, women, boys, and girls using the same restroom at the same time? In another country, I might expect it. But not in America. Not even in Las Vegas. This is apparently not only common at the Showcase Mall Food Court at 3785 Las Vegas Boulevard S... (Jul 31, 2011)

Opinion: Carbonite? CarboNOT! - I was assigned the task of looking into options for backing up company data. Since I had heard of Carbonite for years, I started with them. But I had a few concerns. I sent Carbonite an email expressing my concerns and asking a few questions. One... (Jun 24, 2011) Review: KGB (Kerry's Gourmet Burgers) Opinion: Review: KGB (Kerry's Gourmet Burgers) - There are two things I've found myself continuously seeking wherever I go: a good hamburger and a good hotdog. These are among my favorite foods. After passing Harrah's a gazillion times, and seeing a poster promoting KGB - Kerry's Gourmet Burger - I... (Jun 23, 2011) Humor: Computer Industry vs. Auto Industry - At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 'If Ford [Motor Company] had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got... (Jun 22, 2011)

Review: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey "Fully Charged" Entertainment: Review: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey "Fully Charged" - I had only been to a circus once - as a young boy. We had front row seats. But strangely, the only thing I remember was a clown who came up to me with a measuring tape and started measuring my head and torso. You would think 'the greatest show on ... (Jun 22, 2011) Make Me the Kind of Man... Religion: Make Me the Kind of Man... - One night a father overheard his son pray: 'Dear God, Make me the kind of man my daddy is.' Later that night, the father prayed: 'Dear God... (Jun 17, 2011) Politician's Lunch Humor: Politician's Lunch - The Politician's Lunch is a... (Jun 10, 2011)

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