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"Radical"... "Defiant"... "Rebellious"... "Extremist"... Just like America's Founding Fathers!
Banned in all 50 states (58 if you're an Obama supporter)...AND NIGERIA, TOO! 		 
Animals
Amazing Elephant Story - In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.  On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan ...
Birds of a Feather, Yeah, But Dog and Dolphin? - Here's an amazing story of a labrador who's made friends with a dolphin, and regularly goes out into the Tory Island Harbour (U.K.) to play with it!...
  The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the for...
Can You Spot the Copperhead? - Can you spot the Copperhead before it bites you?...
Cat Betrayed His Girlfriend - An angry cat expresses her disgust at her ex-boyfriend who betrayed her....
  Do Dogs Go to Heaven? - A man and his dog were walking along a road when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. After a while, they came to a street of pure gold. As he got closer, he saw a man...
  Dog Diary / Cat Diary - DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played...
Dog Obediance School Winner
Ever Seen a Baby Hedgehog? - Ever seen a baby hedgehog? Prepare to say "awwwwwwwwwwww". ...
Go with the Flow - Did you ever wonder how all the fish swimming in a school are able to turn in the same direction at the same time? There have been countless theories, but the answer is laughably simple. So how do all the fish manage to turn in the same direction sim...
If You Want to Play with Fire, You'll Probably Get Burned (Even in Water) - If You Want to Play with Fire, You'll Probably Get Burned (Even in Water). I believe Brancheau's death is yet another example of how those who claim to love animals so much lose their lives because they fail to respect the animals, particularly wild...
  Interesting Animal Facts (Astound Your Friends)
Iowa's "Ag-Gag" - According to foodsafetynews.com, Iowa's House File 589 'gives Iowa's county sheriffs a long list of possible violations to charge once it is disclosed that any filming or recording was done without the permission of [an] animal facility owner.' The b...
Man 'o War - Man o' War is considered the greatest Thoroughbred racehorse of all time, winning one race by more than 100 lengths! He lost only one race in his two-year career (1919-1920). In the early 1900s, there were no starting gates. Jockeys would circle ar...
Next Time, I'll Take the Pictures... - Next time, I'll take the pictures...and YOU can let the bear out!!!...
Numbers. No matter how skilled and talented you are... - Numbers. No matter how skilled and talented you are, you are still outnumbered by the mediocre....
Painted Cats
  Realization About My Dog - My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again during the year if any medical ...
Simon's Cat - "Let Me In" - Simon's Cat - 'Let Me In'...
Snake Pit - Shot in Palo Duro Canyon (just south of Amarillo, Texas). I hope I never stumble across this. This must be what they are talking about when they say rattlesnake hole or snake pit....
This Hug's for You - This Hug's for You. Photograph of a young cat hugging another cat, perhaps its mother or father....
  Two Wolves - One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, 'My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guil...
When Dogs Attack - This is what might happen if you leave a large dog alone with a toddler or infant....
When You Are in Deep Trouble... - When you are in deep trouble, say nothing, and try to look inconspicuous. Sometimes it's better to keep quiet....
Ya' Ever Felt Like This? - Ya' Ever Felt Like This? I meditate, I do yoga, I chant...and I still want to smack someone!...

 

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