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Gonorrhea Lectim

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of an old disease.  The new strain is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em").

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past one to two years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.  It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!  You take the first dose/step in 2010, the second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

 


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