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Nine Words Women Use

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  1. "Fine": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

  2. "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  3. "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". (See "Fine" above).

  4. "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission.  DON'T DO IT!

  5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (See "Nothing" above.)

  6. "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.  "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  7. "Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say, "You're welcome."  (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot".  That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say, "You're welcome."  That will bring on a "whatever").

  8. "Whatever": Is a woman's way of saying F*#& YOU!

  9. "Don't worry about it, I'll do it": Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?"  For the woman's response, see "Nothing" above.)

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!


"If you can't say something nice, let's hear it!"   — Joan Rivers

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