The Official Web Site of Jonas Maxwell (Джонас Максвелл)
"Radical"... "Defiant"... "Rebellious"... "Extremist"... Just like America's Founding Fathers!
Banned in all 50 states (58 if you're an Obama supporter)...AND NIGERIA, TOO!
 
Las Vegas - New York - Los Angeles - Paris - Tokyo - London - Beijing - Moscow - Hong Kong - Sydney - Seoul
A Story About Four People Named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
print this page   email this page to a friend

A Story About Four People Named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

Categories: Humor

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.  Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.  Somebody got angry, because it was Everybody's job.  Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized Everybody wouldn't do it.  So Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


User Comments:
uzair - Oct 31, 2011 11:49:00 — Lol so funny
kat - Nov 14, 2011 10:54:34 —  i am just wondering who is the author of this story. it was actually very inspiring. credit to him! :)
Jonas - Nov 15, 2011 01:11:49 — I don't know who the author is. I first read it in the sales department of an insurance company I worked with a few years ago. Thanks for your comments, and for visiting my site!
Sarah - Jan 7, 2014 09:44:04 — Very INSPIRING! :))))
Elsa - Mar 7, 2014 10:36:14 — Here is the Everybody (Elsa) Somebody (Sam) Anybody (Anna) and Nobody (Nancy) story but with real names instead. What do you think of it? This is a story about four people named Elsa, Sam, Anna and Nancy. There was an important job to be done and Elsa was sure that Sam would do it. Anna could h ...more
Elsa - Mar 7, 2014 11:51:37 — i love this story it is one of my favourites from the internet
Emily - Mar 8, 2014 10:09:59 — Wow Elsa! That was a very interesting story u made! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - Mar 8, 2014 10:10:57 — u are sick dude!
mohammed - Apr 22, 2014 03:13:27 — this piece was written by Danish Ahmed
Rida Akata - Dec 4, 2014 12:18:00 — And that sums up today's problem solving skills

You got something to say about A Story About Four People Named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody?
(And remember what Joan Rivers said: "If you can't say something nice, let's hear it!")

NOTE: A message sent through this form will not be sent privately to Jonas.  It will be posted on this page for the entire world to see.  Any responses will also be posted on this page, and you will not receive personal responses.  If you would like to send a private message to Jonas, send a message through the contact page.  He can ignore it much faster that way. (Just kidding!)

name
comments

NEXT: American Video and Security (formerly American Video Surveillance); Mel Davis; Larry Folsom

(6696)

kiva - loans that change lives
Kiva - loans that change lives
New Pages
Julia, the Piano-playing Robot ENTERTAINMENT Julia, the Piano-playing Robot - There are hundreds of street performers in Las Vegas, both on the Strip and Fremont Street. But the one that always seems to draw a crowd is ten-year-old Julia Rose Gruenberg, better known as 'Julia, the Piano-playing Robot'. Julia is energetic, by n... more (Updated Jan 25, 2015)

I'm Offended by Mohammad OPINION I'm Offended by Mohammad - Here are some Mohammad- and Islam-related cartoons I found on the Internet.... more (Updated Jan 8, 2015)

Need a Hitman? CRIME Need a Hitman? - Here's an actual ad posted on craigslist.com today for a 'bodyguard, hitman'.... more (Updated Jan 2, 2015)

'Stairway To Heaven' Performed by Ann and Nancy Wilson MUSIC 'Stairway To Heaven' Performed by Ann and Nancy Wilson - This is a great version of Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway To Heaven' by Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart, featuring Jason Bonham on drums. It was recorded live at the Kennedy Center Opera House in Washington, D.C. on December 2, 2012.... more (Updated Nov 27, 2014)

RSS Feeds NEC RSS Feeds - Todd Starnes; Fox5Vegas Editors' Picks, Health, Las Vegas News, Money, MORE/Entertainment, Most Popular News, Most-Searched Topics, Sports, Strange News, The RANT, U.S. & World News; CBS Local Las Vegas; Las Vegas Convention and Visitors ... more (Updated Oct 15, 2014)

 

home     media     calendar     faqs     contact

© 2010-2013 Jonas Maxwell. All rights reserved.