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FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.  The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know?  That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street.  One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.  She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "Okay, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FOURTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

FIFTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her U.S. government class.  The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."


User Comments:
Brenda-jo - Mar 24, 2014 09:36:47 — Do you have any jokes about BALD MEN? LOL
Jonas - Mar 24, 2014 11:52:44 — What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

(Ba-dum. Thank you! I'll be here all week!)

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