Three Tough Mice

Categories: Humor

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds down a shot of scotch, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot.  As the bar comes down, I catch it with my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of sour mash, slams each glass, now empty, onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and boasts, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, and add it to my morning coffee so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse now turn to the third mouse, who lets out a long sigh and says, "I don't have time for all this.  I have a date with the cat."


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