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One-Wish Genie

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One-Wish Genie

A man rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.  The amazed man asked if he got three wishes.  The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.  I'm a one-wish genie.  So...what'll it be?"

The man didn't hesitate.  He said, "I want peace in the Middle East.  See this map?  I want these countries to stop fighting with each other, and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.  It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Buddy, be reasonable.  These countries have been at war for thousands of years.  I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for 500 years.  I'm good, but not THAT good!  I don't think it can be done.  Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The guy thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able find the right woman.  You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't shop all the time, saves money, and is faithful.  That is what I wish for...a good woman."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again!"


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nash  - Jun 3, 2013 02:12:18 — hilarious

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