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"Radical"... "Defiant"... "Rebellious"... "Extremist"... Just like America's Founding Fathers!
Banned in all 50 states (58 if you're an Obama supporter)...AND NIGERIA, TOO!
 
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True Friends

A friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend would be sitting beside you.


A friend will help you move.  A true friend will help you move a body.


A true friend will stab you in the front.


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