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If You Cross the Border Illegally...

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If you cross the North Korean border illegally,
you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally,
you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally,
you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally,
you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally,
you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally,
you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally,
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

However, if you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get...

a job,  a driver's license, 

a Social Security card, 

welfare,  food stamps, 

credit cards, 

subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,

free education, 

free health care, 

a lobbyist in Washington, 

billions of dollars worth of
public documents printed in your language,

the right to carry your country's flag
while you protest that you don't get enough respect,

and, in many instances, you can vote!

User Comments:
Marie - Sep 19, 2011 06:12:49 — Prove it.
Jonas - Sep 19, 2011 11:08:51 — No.
Steve - Sep 27, 2016 09:29:49 — Excellent Political Cartoon. And, at the right time.
bb - Jan 31, 2017 10:24:40 — "So let me get this straight" - My reply to a wingnut facebook screed                                      ...more
Jonas - Feb 2, 2017 09:29:56 — Thanks for the link, bb.  So much of the counter-claims made by author, ddshostakovich, is irrelevant.  He/she is arguing over the bark on trees, and ignoring the problem facing the forest.

1) Forget about North Korean, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela, and  ...more
Mylo - Jan 28, 2018 08:43:14 — Hurray for those who aren't afraid to tell the truth!! This is why the USA is in sooo much trouble, we're soooo upside down!! We have been in much need of President Trump. Great illustration by the way!!

"If you can't say something nice, let's hear it!"   — Joan Rivers

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