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MODERATELY intelligent, occasionally nice professional male in early 40s seeks educated unencumbered woman with sense of humor & a backpack.  If ex-husband in prison, please include release date.

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
$35K+
WOMEN

Excel in our industry.  We are a 30 year old national company.

YOU PROVIDE...

ENTHUSIASM
PROFESSIONAL APPEARANCE
POSITIVE ATTITUDE
DESIRE TO MAKE $$

WE PROVIDE...

TRAINING
CONFIRMED APPTS.
50% REFERRAL BUSINESS
SEEING NEW & EXISTING ACCOUNTS
FULL BENEFITS PACKAGE

SOUTHWEST AREA
Mr. Daniels


HELP WANTED: Door to door, selling oranges, apples, grapefruit.  No experience needed, will train, paid daily.  Prefer female or male.  Call Room 21.  After 8 p.m., ask for Mr. King.
Musician Wanted: Avondale Lutheran Church is looking for a pianist for Sunday morning worship services at 9 and 10:30 a.m.  Must know how to play the piano in Spanish.
BEER GUZZLING, smoking, un-employed, Alaskan fishing guide with black lab, seeks roomate situation or house to rent.
FOUND false teeth, lower plate, good condition.  Contact the Flemingsburg Sewer Plant.
LOST DIAPER BAG: With very sentimental items.  In Taco Bell Parking Lot, Jackson. 7/8/90.  Reward
LOST in Gotham Area.  One pair of used men's underwear.  Call D.J.'s Kwik Stop if found.
MIRIAM, as a token of my undying love, I'm knocking a $120 off what you still owe me.  Your big Bear WES.

Hogg and Hamm to Exchange Vows

Mr. and Mrs. Hugh W. Hogg of Leedey, are proud to announce the engagement and approaching marriage of their daughter, Susan Kay, to Russel G. Hamm of Weatherford.  Russel is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Gene Hamm also of Weatherford.


Wong-Wright wedding plans announced

CEDAR FALLS - Announcement is being made of the engagement and approaching marriage of Siew-San Wong and Steven Wright.


Last-Fling

Katherine Andrea Last and Joseph George Fling were married in the chapel of the Church of the Good Samaritan, Paoli, Jan 20.  Officiating were the Rev. Lucinda Laird, the bride's cousin, and the Rev. Russell Sherman.


 


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