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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

Redneck Cooler

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

Redneck Cellar

Redneck Garden

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

  1. The DNA is all the same
  2. There are no dental records

Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush?

A Redneck.  (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"  The driver replies, "Bout wut?"

Redneck Time Out

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?  The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Redneck Weenie Roast

A new Redneck law was just recently passed: When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?  Yep.  Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too.  Both books went poof...up in flames, and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)

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