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Realization About My Dog

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  She has her food prepared for her.  She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.  Her meals are provided at no cost to her.  She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup and again during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.  She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs but she is not required to do any upkeep.  If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.  She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.  She receives these accommodations absolutely free.  She is living like a queen and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.  I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...

Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!


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