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The Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

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Close-up of a Vincent Van Gogh self-portrait.His dizzy auntVerti Gogh
The brother who ate prunesGotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience storeStop N Gogh
The grandfather from YugoslaviaU Gogh
The cousin from IllinoisChica Gogh
His magician uncleWhere-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousinA Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brotherGring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coachWells-far Gogh
The constipated uncleCan't Gogh
The ballroom dancing auntTang Gogh
The bird lover uncleFlamin Gogh
The fruit loving cousinMan Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinkingWay-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephewPoe Gogh
A sister who loved discoGo Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RVWinnie Bay Gogh
Are you smiling?There Ya Gogh!

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